Making a Difference

A man was walking down a deserted Mexican beach at sunset. As he walked along he began to see another man in the distance.

　

As he grew nearer he noticed that the local native kept leaning down, picking something up, and throwing it out into the water. Time and again he kept hurling things out into the ocean.

　

As our friend approached even closer he noticed that the man was picking up starfish that had washed up onto the beach, and one at a time, he was throwing them back into the ocean.

　

The first man was puzzled. He approached the man and said, "Good Evening Friend, I was wondering what are you doing?" And he replied, "I'm throwing these starfish back into the ocean. You see, it's low tide right now and all these starfish have been washed up onto the shore. If I don't throw them back into the sea, they will die from the lack of oxygen."
"I understand," my friend replied "but there must be thousands of starfish on this beach and you couldn't possibly get to all of them. There are simply too many and don't you realize that this is happening on hundreds of beaches up and down this coast ... can't you see that that you can't possibly make a difference?

　

The local native smiled, bent down, picked up yet another starfish ... and as he threw it back out into the sea, he replied, "It made a difference to that one!" label: Short story

　

You may feel like you cannot make a difference in the world today, but you CAN make a difference in one life at a time.

　

-Never underestimate your own efforts. You too could make a difference.
-Don't ask what the world could do for you, seek what you could do to the world

Einstein

 Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the
conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every
passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his
vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his　
trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase
but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He
still couldn't find it.

The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all
know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry
about it.'

Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the
aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car,
he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands
and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.

The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein,
don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a
ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'

Einstein looked at him and said,

　

'Young man, I too, know who Iam.

　

What I don't know is where I'm going.'

BANTA’S LETTER

Dear Banta,

      I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I am writing this letter slowly because I know you cannot read fast.

   We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the news paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

   I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with him for their new house so they would not have to change their new address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too.

    This place here is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

     The weather isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

      The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

     Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused to which piece we should remove.

        Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an aunt or uncle.

       Your uncle, Jithender fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

  

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Funny Maruti dealer

A woman went at the Maruti dealer and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is..........

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

The mechanic fainted!!
 

HUMOUR

1. What is height of Fashion?

Ans : Dhoti with a zip.

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?

Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?

Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?

Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?

Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?

Ans : A cow giving milk powder.

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi?

Ans : Miser's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade

　

Knowledge is Power!

During a recent robbery in Hong Kong, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:　
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.　

　

This is called

　"Mind Changing Concept" Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"　

　

This is called

　"Being Professional"　

Focus only on what you are trained to do!　

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school):

"Big brother, let's count how much we got."　

　

The older robber rebutted and said:

"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"　

　

This is called

　"Experience"　

Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!　

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:　

"Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank".

　

This is called

　"Swim with the tide"　

Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says:　"It will be good if there is a robbery every month."　　

　

This is called　"Changing priority"　

Personal Happiness is more important than your job".

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million.　

　

The robbers were very angry and complained:

"We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"　

　

This is called

　"Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"　

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.　

　

This is called

　"Seizing the opportunity" Daring to take risks!　

　

So who are the real robbers here?

Poems written by WIFE & HUSBAND Criticizing each other

It is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting a physical force in breaking house hold items.

Poems written by WIFE and　 HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkey like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

AND
THE SAGA CONTINUES........

　

　.....................................................................

A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.